Salmonite


any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. they think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. they may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.
kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. when another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. mr. salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man’s throat if he didn’t stop and even called the police. he banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. that ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

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