salon boy
a douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. the haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived “messy” and extremely lame kind of style.
“hey, how much do you think that goo goo dolls -ssclown spends on his hair?”
“i dunno, but what a salon boy.”
“hey look, a salon boy!”
“yeah, let’s beat the everloving cr-p out of him!”
“hey look, another salon boy!”
“yeah, let’s beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!”
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