Salowsky
similar to: boy genius, hope of mankind.
this hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. has “flock or seaguls” hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. if you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. if not, do it to it.
a force to be reckoned with for the guitar.
a force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.
a force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.
hott. like putting you tongue in a toaster.
“thats typical salowsky”
“karen is always a dousche bag.. salowsky is just r-t-rded”
“oh steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!”
“oh my god steve is so hot right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled.”
“your parents must be r-t-rded.. because, you are special.”
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