Salsa Surprise
this is a few step process. step 1, eat greasy food and stomach – disturbances throughout the co-rs- of a day. step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. step 3, at the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. they wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a salsa surprise! hilarious. (ed. note – corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. make sure you eat loads full.)
this is awesome…amazingness….know what else is amazing? (diarrheas in the mouth) a salsa surprise! can’t go wrong.
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