Salsa water
the juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. not any of that jarred sh-t. real salsa. it has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .
grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!
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