salt lake city splash back
while receiving or giving a “blumpkin, a log of sh-t hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the blumpkin giver.
only possible during a “blumpkin”
toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
miguel: “yooo, n-gg-, cindy was giving me a blumpkin last night and one of my logs h-t that water so hard that it splashed her in the face”
dan: “real n-gg- sh-t?”
patek: “daaaammm, you hit that thot with that salt lake city splash back”
miguel: “gs up, hoes down”
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