salt lord
someone who is alwaya salty. completely jaded by life. almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.
the original salt lord is responsible for creating the dead sea and the bonneville salt flats of utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(synonymous with sultan of salt.)
d-mn hunter, why are you such a salt lord? relax a bit man.
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