salt ring
a dried, circular ring around a girl’s v-g-n- or -sshole after a pair of nuts banged against it for hours.
“she came home from the one night stand with a hangover and a salt ring around her tw-t.”
“the day after smoking meth her -ss was in pain. she examined herself and found a salt ring around her -sshole. she then remembered how she came up with the cash to get the drugs in the first place.”
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