salt the eggs
the act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to m-st-rb-t- manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. if done correctly, the visual image should be of a man “salting” his own t-st-cl-s, or eggs.
so the morning after, that b-tch came in with some breakfast in bed, and i told her “give me breakfast and head,” and she said “why don’t you just salt the eggs?”
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