saltatoes
saltatoes: when your mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.
consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
consumer: “b-tch if i were to eat more than 5 of these i would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.
these are f-ckin saltatoes.”
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