Salticane


for reference, see: salty storm

a salticane is an upgrade from a salty storm. a salticane is c-m that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. a salticane may also cause mild – moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. a salticane may cause damage to the p-n-s of the man launching to salticane. additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.
doctor: “what is wrong today, sir?”

man: “i had a huge salticane last night…my girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my p-n-s ruptured. think i will ever have a girlfriend again?”

doctor: “not with that messed up c-ck”
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