saltlicker
a m-s-ch-stic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs “salt in a wound”, the person responds by saying “thanks that felt great” and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.
suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men… i gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..finally gave up and called her a sk-nk. now she tells people she must be a sk-nky alcoholic, because i said so. i actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. it’s her new tagline. she is such a saltlicker.
a salt licker is when a man licks a sweaty, smelly v-g-n- and it tastes likes salt.
“hey salt licker did you try carly’s great p-ssy tonite? that sh-t was salty!”
“gee wilikers! that was some salty p-ssy last night!”.. said the salt licker.
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