salty bullshit
when one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. these feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. salty-bullsh-t may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one’s boss, friends, and strangers. salty-bullsh-t is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment’s notice. beware.
guy1: i really like your shirt
guy2: do you like my shirt because it’s cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. how does that make you feel?
guy1: i mean, i guess it makes me feel bad.
guy2: yeah, you should feel bad – you’re stupid – and no one likes you.
guy1: d-mn dude, you really need to cool it with all the salty bullsh-t today.
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