salty chip
a salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual s-x with a woman. just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her v-g-n- and sprays -j-c-l-t- over her body. this s-m-n is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. after it dries on her body, the salty -j-c-l-t- is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.
*pulls up to the car in front of him at a chiles to-go pick up station*
“excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as i am visibly aroused. would you like to share a salty chip with me?”
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
“dad?” she exclaims.
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