salty dumplings
when a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his b-lls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a bl-w j-b after the swim.
jessica: bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
becky: ew, why did you give him a bl-w j-b after his trip to the beach?
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