salty peanut
an uncontrolable -n-s itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
when seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, i thought i had sh-t myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my -ss earlier in the day.
the act of putting salt on the head of one’s p-n-s before receiving a bl-wj-b.
john: hey, did you get any last night?
jack: yeah, man. gave tiffany the old salty peanut!
john: h-ll yeah!
sweaty man sack, sporty t-st-c-ls.
often used by child molesters and h-m-s-xuals to describe a yearning for s-xy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say p-n-s but still say peanuts)
“umm, i just love salty peanuts”
“anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?”
or yelled at the bar “salty peanuts!!!”
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