Salty Sandman
when you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and c-m in her eyes. with the c-m still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the b-tch unconscious. when she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried s-m-n will have cemented them shut.
did you hear last night bobby gave that elise sl-t a salty sandman? the blind b-tch was stumbling around like helen keller.
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