Salty Shellfish
a female’s v-g-n- aka sn-tch after a long day at the beach. the salty sh-llfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, v-g-n-l juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
dan: where is your girlfriend today?
jeff: she is at the beach broooohhhh! i told her stay there all day.
dan: why?
jeff: that way she would bring me home a ripe and ready salty sh-llfish. i’m eatin’ me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
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