salty shipwreck
when you’re having s-x on a bed and before you c-m, you throw your partner off the bed and c-m on them.
“i gave her the salty shipwreck”! “what?” yea, we we’re romping on the bed and i felt a heated gizz coming on. so i pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her.”
that’s the salty shipwreck
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