salty simon
when a man is very certain that he’s getting a s-xual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. his p-n-s is a ‘salty simon’.
i hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. to balance things out a bit, i’m going to present her with a salty simon.
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