salty toothpaste
when one -j-c-l-t-s on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.
tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate adam. so early in the morning before work, tom pretended to be taking a sh-t. while in the bathroom, he grabbed adam’s toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.
a little while later, adam was brushing his teeth. “did this toothpaste taste salty to you tom?” adam yelled from the bathroom.
tom giggled quietly before answering back, “i didn’t notice, maybe it’s the baking soda”
“you son of a b-tch tom! you put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush” adam yelled
tom just laughed.
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