salty vacation
where a male is s-xually aroused and has to release the juices from his t-st-cl-s. after doing so, then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- all over his own face and bed sheet. finally ends it off by licking his s-m-n off his bed sheet.
my girlfriend didn’t want to blow me and swallow tonight, so i did it myself and got one h-ll of a salty vacation
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