Saluting the Admiral
during intercourse, both traditional and -n-l , one or more fingers is inserted into the adjacent orifice. the finger, or fingers are used to m-ssage the head of the p-n-s through the membrane between the r-ct-m and v-g-n-l wall.
first, convince your female partner to try something new. if you’re lucky, she is the one making the suggestions. then, during s-x, stick your fingers in her -n-s and rub the tip of your p-n-s through the r-ct-m. you are now saluting the admiral. if its the woman’s fingers, you are playing puerto rican t ball. the latter s-x act is a bit more difficult, requiring flexibility and a girlfriend that you should marry.
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