saluting the dawn
another term for morning glory;
when a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention
man1: how was your morning?
man2: good thanks but i woke up saluting the dawn so hard i had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it
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adjective; synonym for “s-xy”. person 1: check out that hot chick! person 2: yes, particularly essy! one hot b-tch! s-xy legs, bangin smile and athletic! b-tch can f-ck hard too! boy 1: heey do you se that chick over there? boy 2: yeah hot ay? boy 1: haard her name must be essy a person […]
- georghee
(n.) when your friend george has a stroke, but you don’t realize it and you say “goerge! are you having a stroke?” and he says “ibldgbaidvb” you: “george! are you having a stroke?” george: “ibldgbaidvb” friend: “you’re having a georghee you f-ckbag!”
- cigarrete
who’s the dumbsh-t who came up with this word?! a f-cking r-t-rded -sshole licker who can’t even spell “cigarette” right! wtf how hard ist it?! guy: i’m smoking a cigarrete. other guy: “cigarrete”? its “cigarette” you crackheaded f-cker!!
- ill fated blowjob
an event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an -rg-sm. usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast. “we’re between second and third base.” “how?” “ill fated bl-wj-b.”
- typhaine
female name meaning epiphany originated in france pr-nounced ti-fain or tiffany name typhaine meaning epiphany: sudden realization