salve
an latin greeting used in ancient rome meaning “h-llo”.
it is pr-nounced “sal-vay”
marcus julius romulus: “salve, citizen.”
1. salve can be construed as any form of lotion, jelly or cream used as a soothing agent for treating rashes, burns, wounds, or other dermatological inflammations (hemorrhoids, etc).
2. misspelling of “slave.”
in the ren & stimpy episode “to salve or not to salve,” a salesman tries to sell stimpy a jar of salve on the grounds that it helps with dirty dishes and unmanageable hair, among other things (such as acting as a subst-tute for toilet paper).
use of salve as a kitchen cleanser, hair sculpting solution, or subst-tute for toilet paper is not recommended and is a blatant misuse of the product.
likes c-ck upp his -ss nd likes 2 likck donkey dik
omg im not gay i’m just a bit salve
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