Sam from danville
the most incredible man you’ll meet in all of danville. in his spare time, he enjoys giving himself blumpkins. on a regular basis, he attempts to hook up with little girls and 40 year old women by paying them, but in the end, he eventually gets slapped in the face…..hard. oh and he also enjoys stuffing bras in his mouth when he’s bored.
guy: here’s a 100 dollars. wanna make out?
girl:(slaps him in the face)
girl talking to other girl a few hours later: can u believe that guy that tried to pay me to make out with him. he is a such a sam from danville.
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