Sam Kelling
to do a sam kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. one who pulls a real sam kelling radiates awsomeness and s-x appeal from every cell of their body at the moment of the said sam kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: i know man i pulled a real sam kelling
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