Sam Parsons
a sam parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. also referred as parsons archaeology. its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.
scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a tony robinson of facebook (timeteam).
“sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?”
i was pulling a sam parsons.
yeh hes such a sam parsons.
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