sam washer


1) the expulsion of air from a v-g-n- after s-xual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the “doggy style” position, or variants of said position. sam washers are known to have a “wet” sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. sam washers occur when an object, usually a p-n-s, creates a vacuum of air inside the v-g-n-, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the p-n-s or object is removed or pushed deeper into the v-g-n-. many think of sam washer as a “s-x interrupter” because females are usually embarr-ssed and males usually embarr-ssed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a sam washer.
”what was that wet noise?”
”did she just sam washer?”
”she sure did!”

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