Sam Witwicky


the s-xual act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
man#1: dude, i just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.

man#2: did you sam witwicky her?

man#1: you know it!

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