Samantha Marie
a freak that loves to p–p and obsesses over guys named william and poptarts. she loves to eat people and has a tendency to flare her nostrils when its bed time.
guy: who was the last person that went into the bathroom?
girl: samantha marie…
guy: what a pig! she stunk up my entire house!
girl well that’s sam for you!
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