Sam’d
the act of being ”sam’d” occurs when travelling to a foreign country and following happens:
you get ripped off by the locals by being lured into a lucrative deal then being overly charged, most commonly in markets or beggars.
an unlucky moment happen that would only happen in not your homeland.
idiot
” i got given this bracelet for free, he put it on me, but then he asked me for 10 euros!!?! so i gave him the money”
“mate you’ve been sam’d!!’
to be flying turkey slapped across the face with a mildy aroused shlong
the fact that the person who has sam’d you has a p-n-s or not is irrelevant
person 1:i got sam’d at work by my boss, all of my co-workers, some chick with big jugs down the street, the policeman who pulled me over and even our dog just now as i walked in the door
person 2:wow sounds like you had one h-ll of a day
person 1:yea i did…so why are you getting your half erect p-n-s out just now and licking your lips?
person 2:no reason…hey man why don’t you close your eyes and i’ll give you a surprise
the sound a m1 abram makes when rotating its turret.
also see:
1.give head
2.suck a d-ck
3.eat the chicken
omg i love samd!
-shady
being the perfect level of intoxicated. being so high that everything you see, touch, hear, feel is absolutely amazing. nothing makes you feel bad and everyone is your friend. usually happens after smoking a party’s worth of dope to yourself. not to be confused with being mat’d.
guy 1: dude! did you see jake and cody last night?
guy 2: yeah they were so f-ckin sam’d last night!
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