same shit; different island
the theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
the theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. no matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch sh-lls, and other worthless cr-p.
2) crazy taxi drivers.
3) hot, humid weather.
4) panhandling locals.
5) bugs.
6) shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
man 1: how was your island-hopping trip to the caribbean?
returning traveler: meh, same sh-t; different island.
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