same stove
like a child who doesn’t figure out the stove is hot the first time, many people repeat the same hurtful mistakes in life and end up getting “burned”–and inexplicably seem surprised each time. they are effectively putting their hands on the stove again and again and don’t figure it out because they think it’s a different stove entirely each time. the solution? remind them it’s the same stove.
mark: “man, i just know this girl won’t be like all the others before her! i can feel it in my heart! just ’cause she acts and talks like them and has burned dozens of men before me doesn’t mean it will happen this time!”
cameron: “dude, i hate to tell you this, but it’s the same stove.”
mark: “you’re so wrong!”
cameron: “same. stove.”
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