Samoa
samoa is a pacific island nation. formerly a british and then german colony, new zealand took control after wwi. the samoans, traditionally a reseliant people, despised new zealand control, and in the style of gandhi, used non-violence to eventually win independence. to americans, samoa is known for producing a number of football offensive and defensive lineman.
samoa produced kimo von olhoffen.
n. the best cookie that the girl scouts sell.
ingredients: crispy cookie, chocolate, caramel, coconut.
girlscout: would you like to buy some cookies?
me: sure, i’ll take two boxes of samoas please.
girlscout: i’m sorry we’re all out of samoas. the only kind we have available are thanks-a-lot’s.
me: thanks-a-lot’s!? what the f-ck are thanks-a-lot’s!? no one wants that sh-t!
bomb -ss girl scout cookies with the drizzled chocolate zigzags on the top.
i better get some samoas before i kill you all.
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