Samoan Battle Cannons
two erect p-n-ses are placed on top of the ears, against a woman’s head, and skeet c-m globs at a p-n-s facing the womans face.
the p-n-s in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the “cannons” attempt to cover the lone p-n-s in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the c-m off the woman’s nose simultaneously as well as any c-m on the lone p-n-s.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone p-n-sed male must place the c-m
in his -sshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
samoan battle cannons
similar to seven round stink blasting
or
lunchbag drenching
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