Samoan Mudslide
you start out by sh-tting on someone’s chest, you then sit down on the sh-t and slide down the person’s body. an -n-l motorboat is optional.
“hey brad, i heard you gave joe the samoan mudslide. ”
“yeah, he’s never gonna get that sh-t out of his chest hair. “
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