samoan roadblock
when you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn’t enough room to p-ss
jed – “yo dennis why you late? the meeting started 10 minutes ago.”
dennis – “bro i couldn’t help it i got caught behind a samoan roadblock coming back from my smoke break.”
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