sample sale remorse
the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don’t like anything you purchased.
“i can’t believe i just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. it’s not even my size. what was i thinking? i’m having major sample sale remorse right now.”
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