Samsquatch
a large stanky -ss wh-r- that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller h-rny prep-b-scent boys. often communicates using phrases like “me like snoo snoo!”
wow, that samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor timmy over there, its a wonder his little d-ck hasn’t broken off yet.
a guy that is freakin’ crazy. someone who will have s-x with just about anything. also a person who is a big–ss football player could be considered a “samsquatch”.
samsquatch was tearin’ that -ss up all night long.
i got samsquatched last night.
samasquatch at that guy whole last night.
did you see that samsquatch f-ck that toaster.
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