Samual
usually someone who is amazing at shooting things and wrestling. he is usually very s-xy!
wow, samual is a motherf-cking hotie!
a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist’s curiosity with a display of cl-ssic gator wrestling. in his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. samuel’s are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like sh-t, and live life on the edge. they like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. when naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: what is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: have you heard of samual?
tourist-one: no. why? is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: only in his spare time. he is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: d-mn, lets go see him wrestle!
samual (serious-sam)
a quick insult for someone who is being moody or taking something to serious for your liking.
alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark
chris: chill out samual
or……
alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark
chris : mate why do you always have to be such a samual?
a but ugly gas person who has the hots for a girl called jenny dixon, also acts quite like a sheep
samual is a sheep
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