samuel gallagher
the closest living relative of harambe himself. typical day for a samuel gallagher consists of 1) either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) memes 3) beta god d-mn alanine. the most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.
teacher: so little tommy; what do you want to be when you grow up?
young stone cold killer: obviously i want to be samuel gallagher, you dumb b-tch.
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