samuel gossett
a tall -ss, big foot, with a slightly lanky appearance. he acts nice, but just enough to where you aren’t sure if he would actually beat you up in a fight. he is pretty cool in person and usually stays quiet. sam makes good grades and everyone -ssumes he is just a good student, but he actually must study for hours to be as good as he is. it upsets sam, when he is wrong or when people insult him, but he keeps in on the inside, until he eventually comes back as a school shooter. so whenever approaching a sam, make sure to always wear a neutral color the next day.
i don’t know about you, but samuel gossett, just seems really weird.
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