samuel jackson
made painstakingly by samuel l jackson.
it will get you drunk.
you’ll be fscking fat girls in no time.
you might even fight a n-gg- or two.
mmmmm mmmm b-tch!
waiter: what’ll it be guys?
dude 1: i’ll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: i’ll have a sam adams.
wiseman: i’ll have a samuel jackson.
dude 1: you know somethin, i’ll have a samuel jackson too :).
dude 2: me three!!
waiter: three samuel jacksons, comin right up…
dave chapelleaka samuel jackson:
good motherf-ckin good, motherf-cka!
samuel jackson! made painstakingly by me, samuel l jackson! it’ll getcha drunk! you’ll be f-ckin fat girls in no time!! you might even fight a n-gg- or two!! mmmm mmmm b-tch!!!
how’s it taste motherf-cka?!?!?
maker of his own beer
mmm mmm, b-tch!!
an alpha bad-ss.
they would have let jackson say, “may the force be with you motherf-cker!” if episode 1 wasn’t a h-m-rific kiddie-cartoon load.
the new chuck norris,
the l. stands for m-th- f-ckin!!
samuel jackson aka samuel m-th- f-ckin jackson starred in m-th- f-ckin snakes on a m-th- f-ckin plane!!!!!!
an actor who somehow shows up in every movie and reads his lines from cue cards written by g-d (if g-d was a philosopher from the hood).
samuel jackson says..”it’ll get you drunk!!”
1. one who takes after that of the “black jesus.”
2. the only african american male to be compared to chuck norris.
3. beauty in the form of bad-ss.
4. often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
1. omg, its a bird, no its a plane, no its samuel jackson b-tch.
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