Samuel L. Jackson
1. bad–ss m-th- f-cker.
“dude, did you see pulp fiction?”
“yeah, that guy samuel l. jackson is such a bad-”
“shut yo mouth!”
“i’m just talkin about slj!”
“we can dig it.”
a g-d among actors. he’s so important, that you have to include the “l” in his middle name every time you talk about him.
kid: who’s samuel jackson?
me: shut your b-tch mouth, infidel! -slaps- it’s samuel l. jackson, and don’t you ever forget it!
he’s one bad m-th- f-cka…honestly, didn’t you f-ckin see pulp fiction directed by quentin tarantino, who happens to be another bad m-th- f-cka?
g-d
shaft
samuel l. jackson is g-d
a black actor who’s appeared in just about every movie. ever.
when in doubt, cast samuel l. jackson in a supporting or leading role.
a g-d among mere mortals, samuel l jackson is p-ssed off all the time and is constantly kicking -ss. he does not talk. he only yells. he is the defender of all things awesome. samuel l jackson particularly enjoys killing snakes, usually on planes. no one crosses samuel l jackson and lives to tell about it. he is partners with chuck norris.
samuel l jackson: (yelling) enough is enough! i want these mother f-ckin’ snakes off my mother f-ckin’ plane! everybody hold on. i’m gonna open the f-ckin’ window.
1)hardest working actor in hollywood. the one n-gg- in h-wood you don’t wanna f–k with!
2)a beer that’ll “get ya drunk!!!”
1) see “pulp fiction,” “jackie brown” and “shaft,” to see why he’s is a bad m-th-!
2)”umm-umm, b-tch!”
have you not noticed that he is in every movie?
person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.
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