samuella
samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.
in 1970, a medieval vellum m-n-script was found during an archeological excavation in the scottish highlands. this m-n-script contains the earliest known usage of the term “samuella” to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. the inscription can be found below.
samuella is also the feminine version of the popular biblical name “samuel.”
samuella, she’s a tiny little sl-t,
samuella, likes to take it in the b-tt. (repeat x 30)
“that girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin glinda outfit. what a samuella.”
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