Samurai Anthony
samurai anthony
defintion: an unatrual human or creature, lives for 1000’s of millions of years. he is so powerful if he breathes he can kill you, if you run you will find your body parts everywhere, if he blinks the part that he faces blows up, if he stomps he will cause a destructive earthquake, no one knows when this species dies last known death rate ratio was around 0:0. if ever encountering one just close your eyes and pray that you will not become a b-tch to them. they eat dead people and souls, and especially tears of children.
r.i.p for those that have come in contact with him i wish you all a very very sory.
they say that jack the ripper killed all of those people guess again.
stay out of samurai anthony’s path, because if you do it will be your last.
one last thing when death layed its hands on him, death died.
sentence: as zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
source: big big big big big big guy, california
sentence: as zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
please publish this, this is for a friend
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