samus
nintendo’s most s-xualised character in fan-fiction
deviantart is full of s-xy samus pics
best d-mn video game character in one of the best d-mn video game series. samus was the first female hero in a video game, and can kick some serious amounts of -ss. she is infused with chozo blood, and is equipped with a power suit developed by the chozo race. it’s technology is far beyond ours and even the sp-ce pirates. her past is very mysterious.
is known to have defeated the mother brain and her empire.
she also works for the galactic federation, and will be appearing next month in the upcoming game, metroid prime 2: echoes.
full name: samus aran
i am in love with samus!
the female hero from metroid.
dood, samus is a babe
a female who is extremely hot
sheila is so samus!
an extremely s-xy girl from the video game series ‘metroid’. i’ve never played the game, but once i saw samus, i figured i should get the game, for, you know, the action… every night i- er… umm… many people m-st-rb-t- to her picture, just turn safesearch off on google images and look up ‘samus p-rn’ you’ll be happy you did!
guy1: man, at the end of metroid prime trilogy when samus took off her armor, i blew on my face!
guy2: find naked pictures of her on google, and you’ll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2’s girlfriend: what’s this stuff on the wall?
guy2: hey, did you do something with your hair? it looks great!
1)n. a popular video game character, starring in all “metroid” games, including “prime, echoes, and echoes 2”. earlier games left players wondering what this warriors gender was, but it is now apparent that samus is a female.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first smash brother’s video game for n64, realized that once shot by a “ray gun” appeared naked on the screen. the name “samus” has since been used to describe several s-xual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.
guy 1:rytas!!!! you queer, you banged samus how many times?!?!?
guy 2:ummmm….. i couldn’t resist, she’s so much fun!
guy 1:dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!
a tall lanky african dude
1: yo that tall black dude is funny
2: yea he looks like samu
a sufficient answer for everything
question: samu why did you miss that note
answer: samu
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