samwell
n.
a unit that measures the h-m-s-xuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.
this unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
“holy f-ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!”
a freaky gay black dude known for his song what what (in the b-tt) about having oral s-x in the b-tt…nice.
he also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.
i said what what.. okay…
me: holy sweet jesus samwell is totally gonna b-tt rape me in my sleep. osh-t.
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