Samwich
alternate way of saying sandwich, however unlike a “sandwich”, which can mean anything that is placed in-between cooked dough, such as rolls,(ice cream sandwich, submarine sandwich, or even the burger), “samwich” is distinct in that it refers to a sandwich that is made with “at least two slices of bread” often with cold meat; sometimes with lettuce, tomato, and/or cheese.
though it uses sliced bread it is not always white bread, and can include whole grain or wheat.the bread can be coated with any condiments to enhance flavor& texture, and eaten with or without the crust. samwiches are a popular lunch food, typically taken to work, school, or picnics as a packed lunch.
not to be confused with “samich”, an alternate pr-nunciation of ‘sandwich’; or “sandwich wrap” which is made with flatbread. or a manwich which is a sloppy joe ‘burger’.
the iconic “ham samwich”
peanut b-tter & jelly samwich
bologna samwich
roast beef samwich
club samwich,
cuc-mber samwich
toasted or grilled cheese samwich
english samwich,
tuna samwich
and sometimes egg salad samwich(if it uses sliced bread)
1) when a man (preferably named sam) stands in between two girls and puts his arms around them
2) when a man (preferably named sam) stick his meat in between a girl’s buns
whenever sam went to the club he’d always make himself a samwich. later he’d take it back to his house and make another hotter samwich.
any sandwich of any type, except it has to have a large amount of dijon mustard on it. if there’s not a ridiculous amount of dijon on it, it’s not a samwich.
aw dude, i ate at subway and they made me a samwich. my nose almost exploded! from now on i’m eating at jimmy johns.
Read Also:
- sappen
what spais are doing to mah sentree. “spais sappen mah sentree!” – engineers the world over
- satisfacation
a description of the feeling of extreme satisfaction. usually s-xual. after last night with my man i was a big ball of satisfacation. quite blissful experience. beyond the point of satisfaction to an extreme end of happiness. “after wining the lottery last night i really felt true satisfacation.”
- savige
a male with an overly large p-n-s dude i was so savige last night
- Scarborough Suitcase
a 12 pack of beer. canadian origin – specifically the toronto borough of scarborough. 1970’s and 1980’s bottled beer came in 12 packs with cardboard handles that stuck out the top – making the package look a lot like a suitcase or toolbox. similar phrases – souix suitcase – hammer suitcase – big nickle suitcase […]
- schwallytastic
adjective; referring to schwally martin: they’ve got a m-ssive amount of schwallys at the party! craig: i know. this will be a schwallytastic evening! david: i already had six beers. i’m feeling schwallytastic.